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humansofnewyork:

"Do you remember the saddest moment of your life?""Probably sitting at the kitchen table with my dad, an hour after my mother died, realizing we had to figure out what we were going to do for lunch."
misgives:

where

sourcedumal:

toramorigan:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit

I love this

(via perksofawallflowerr)

funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

(via impandaandilovecats)

I want to be your 1 a.m. fuck and your 1 p.m. lunch date. i.c. (via thekrak3nawaits)

(Source: delicatepoetry, via dahsie)

thisisholywars:

plathae:

hippiesispunkz:

craziest ad ive seen in a while

omfg 

"Funeral services etc etc" omg, is this even legal?
imadad3:

you jack ass as soon as you bite into the cookie all the milk spills out how do you feel now

Choies

spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(Source: emoij, via impandaandilovecats)

queenofthehive:

haave-you-met-ted:

thefrogman:

So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.

this is still my favourite thing on the internet

I still love this