do celebrities even snapchat?
there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere
if you’re terrified for the future of your country clap your hands
*undying applause from the united states*
*added screaming from the UK*
*fireworks from australia*
don’t date someone that promises you forever. date someone who acknowledges that life happens, that people change, that things may get in the way. date someone who despite knowing all of that, tries their hardest for your relationship.
people who are full of hate and negativity r exhausting to be around wtf go play with a dog
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins christmas
bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”
"can I have another sauce?"
"they’re 25¢ extra”